my younger sister
is using the reward of a bowl hit for every page I read for homework.
warm apple cinnamon oatmeal & a nicely rolled L <3 courtasy of Sean, who I think I’ll soon be helping make a tumblr (:
My X-ray watch says you're not wearing underwear
whereareyourhands-lizard: rememberthesewords: oh wait, it’s 5 minutes fast ;) HAHA, YES.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKED YOUR FACEBOOK POST
does nottttt mean I wanted you to text meeeeee. Fuuuuuuuu-
my sister is cursing at her pet on Petville
“Why are you fucking hungry ? There are banana peels, cookies, pizza and apples all over your floor. Bitch, are you kidding me ? Why are you still hungry ? It’s cause I made you look like a stoner, red eyes, dreads… you fat whore.” http://whereareyourhands-lizard.tumblr.com/
so many fucking niggers on the grammys
whereareyourhands-lizard: lovelikethiss: yourelikereallypretty: stefanabingdon: blackwoman: THIS ISN’T BET GTFO MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY IS OVER WHAT IS THIS REVENGE OF THE NIGGERS? oh my GOD oh sweet babby Jesus omg HAHAH.
on homos and heteros
tea-for-one: fuck girls. fuck boys. i can do who i want to when i want. slut isn’t a fair label. “slut” is the female equivalent of what men do. so why do the hell do we get put down? because relationships between men and women, men and men and women and women are totally fucked up. in a male-female relationship, men want the women to be the man. (so doesn’t that seem homosexual?) in a male -...
packofwolves: i wanna cut my hair then get extensions o0o0o0o then i’ll take care of my hair more. Extensions are fake & gross.
honey bunches of oats & The Vampire Lestat =
bluddy grand idea. g’night then.
tumblr is dead right meow
dead like the gigapet fad, not dead like Jimmy Hoffa.
Ysidro: hey can you pass me a sugar?
Gracie: a normal one or a pink one?
Ysidro: a pink one I guess.
Gracie: did you notice what I just did? I called the white one "normal" and the other one by the color of its package. I'm horrible.
Extacy by DJ Tiesto I like to listen to this when...
someone unfollowed me...
now it’s nine more until 40… THAT’S PITIFUL & 1/2. lolk.
HAHA YOU DEFINITELY SUBMITTED ALL THESE QUESTIONS TO YOURSELF HAHAHA No, actually.. I didn’t… cool assumption though. http://www.formspring.me/danielledwells
YES HELLO HI HELLO. UM, WHAT IS 'HEAD'?
whereareyourhands-lizard: ifancyyourface: I don’t know these cool slang terms. I don’t even know the five bases. Fancy filling me in? SUCKIN DICK. 8======D O: fer serious ?
NO ONE WRITES ME ANY MESSAGES
wth. Welp, today I felt better than most days. My mood seems to have randomly improved. Despite the fact that my stubborn “boyfriend” (& I use quotes because goodness forbid we actually every become official) refused to let me put more minutes on his phone last night, so now he can’t text me. I’ve no idea when I’ll hear from him or see him again; he said...